July 2012
June 2012
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WHEN I FINALLY GET MY DRUNK FOOD
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
“I’m someone who would like to act like I don’t care, but I care.”
– John Mayer (via shanshanchi)
“The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad...”
– John Mayer (via livewith-no-regret)
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
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“Have a little faith and if that doesn’t work… a lot of mimosas.”
– Blair Waldorf (via alisonnicoleprejean)
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IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
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Me: Chipmunks, you know, like Chip and Dale.
Sister: Like not the dancers?
Me: No, like the Rescue Rangers.
