WHEN I FINALLY GET MY DRUNK FOOD
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
I’m someone who would like to act like I don’t care, but I care.– John Mayer (via shanshanchi)
The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad...– John Mayer (via livewith-no-regret)
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Have a little faith and if that doesn’t work… a lot of mimosas.– Blair Waldorf (via alisonnicoleprejean)
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
Me: Chipmunks, you know, like Chip and Dale.
Sister: Like not the dancers?
Me: No, like the Rescue Rangers.